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Next Galaxy Over

~Quiche~
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xo-jolie:

Applying makeup on the set of Maleficent.This picture is found in the Maleficent iBook.

xo-jolie:

Applying makeup on the set of Maleficent.
This picture is found in the Maleficent iBook.

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justmyflawedlogic:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.

justmyflawedlogic:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.

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marxssoul:

i dont know if people are reblogging this because they read the entire page or not but either way this post is so good

marxssoul:

i dont know if people are reblogging this because they read the entire page or not but either way this post is so good

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fappuclno:

CHILL

fappuclno:

CHILL

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westbor0baptistchurch:

Sabrina the Teenage Cunt

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interdimensional-wanderlust:

opticallyaroused:

Mars

god damnit Mars, mystifying me one picture at a time

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forceofnaturenauti:

realslutty:

uglysaiah:

femaleb0dyinspector:

madukilla:

rlyhigh:

WHO IS THIS

Angelina Jolie

how can you not know who she is …

seriously?

Babygirl

Queen

forceofnaturenauti:

realslutty:

uglysaiah:

femaleb0dyinspector:

madukilla:

rlyhigh:

WHO IS THIS

Angelina Jolie

how can you not know who she is …

seriously?

Babygirl

Queen

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shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE

literallysame:

delete this

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drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

image

im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

(via orgasmic-humor)

ancestor:

I can’t do this

ancestor:

I can’t do this

(via orgasmic-humor)